Back when Travis and I were talking about having a baby, I always knew I wanted a boy. I mean, I would have been okay with a girl… but I really, really wanted a boy.
So, about four years ago when we were at our ultrasound appointment and the technician said that there was a little twig and berries in there, we were ecstatic! In fact, I was so excited that I asked like five times if the technician was SURE and then followed up by asking if it was possible for his jiggly bits to fall off and become girl parts.
I blame it on pregnancy brain.
Anyways, I have thoroughly loved having a little boy. But there are some things that are just so BOY about Jack.
Which brings us to what happened the other night.
Jack went in to use the bathroom before bedtime, as usual. He did his peepee’s by standing up at the big potty, also as usual.
But then, as I glanced in the room as I walked by, he did something that made me stop in my tracks. Instead of grabbing a little piece of toilet paper to do his dab dab’s like we taught him, he was actually just dabbing his penis on the toilet paper WHILE IT WAS STILL ON THE ROLL!
The worst part is that he did this like it was no big thing. Which makes me wonder how much of the roll is covered in little boy peepee. EW.
So yeah. Yay for boys.
And now I KNOW you have a boy story to share with me in the comments. So please do share the ridiculous thing that your kid did so we can all laugh together.
Meanwhile, I’m going to go grab a new roll of TP…