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Bring on the BlogHer Freak Out!

I was going to post the video to the snazzy 70’s song Freak Out, but I couldn’t find it. So I posted this one for Super Freak instead. You’re welcome.

Anyways, moving away from that slowly and cautiously…

It seems like the internet is all atwitter with people talking about the upcoming BlogHer conference.

And yes, I totally snickered in my head that I used “atwitter” when people are literally talking ON TWITTER… by gosh I’m just so witty! Or is it dorky?*

Okay, wandering back to my main topic…

I was simply DYING to attend this year’s BlogHer conference for a few reasons:

I’m about to launch a professional blog at work and am looking forward to learning more before I make the leap.
I’ve had this blog since March 2011 and blogging is one of those things that just makes me so incredibly happy. I want to learn how I can improve/leverage/grow Pocketful of Joules.
It’s in New York City and I freaking love NYC!
It will be the first time that I’ve been away from Jack since he was born in Mid-February. Which means it is very possible that I may spend an entire day without having [someone else’s] slobber on me!
I’ll have a chance to meet a crap-ton of other lady bloggers. These are MY PEOPLE and I can’t wait to be in the same room as other crazies like me!

So I just went merrily along, counting down the days until BlogHer like it was Christmas. Until this week came and the conference is now only TWO days away!

This is where I had my mini freak out which pretty much centered on, “What if they don’t like me?”

And apparently it’s not just me. All across the web-universe strong and sassy ladies are totally losing their crap! There are posts out there on everything from what to wear to how NOT to act and I think I’ve stalked every single one of them.

I tend to get super shy and awkward in these types of situations (or pretty much any situation which has me in a group of strangers), so it’s reassuring to know that everyone else is scared as well. In fact, I recently half-joked on another bloggers post that we should have a “Chicken Shit Meetup” so that we can meet each other without resorting to hiding in bathrooms. In my imagination we all wear pins with a really stupid looking chicken on it (so that we can find each other) and upon recognizing another Chicken Shit Chick, run in slow motion across the room for a full-on movie hug.

Yeah, my imagination is a pretty awesome place to live.

Anyways, if you’re a blogger stalking me before BlogHer – feel free to click around on my site and see if I’d be someone you’d want to hang out with. Warning: I’m shy at first, but then I pretty much spaz out and talk your ear off. I’ve also been known to bust out a wicked cool “school bus driver” dance, so there’s that. **

Here are some posts that I found helpful/informative/awesome:

BlogHer 2012 Conference Guide
Stacy Morrison from Filling in the Blanks: What to Wear to BlogHer
Abbie from All That Makes You: BlogHer Conference & How Did I Lose Confidence in Myself
Mom 101: 12 BlogHer Conference Tips that No One Else Will Tell You
Amy from Freaky Perfect: You’ve Got Homework**

There are a ton more posts out there too. Just check out twitter and use #BlogHer12 to search them. I mean, of all the bazillions of bloggers attending at least 90% of them have posted about their anticipation of the conference!

Oh and if you’ve been to BlogHer before. Can you please tell me what a Sparklecorn is? Apparently the party involves glow sticks and glitter which sounds pretty awesome to me…

*Um, so I totally just clicked over to an article that I wanted to link to (the one above about “What to Wear” and realize someone already made the Twitter/atwitter reference. So now I feel much less dorky and a bit like a joke stealer. So all credit goes to Stacy Morrison from Filling in the Blanks. Glad that you’re a total dork like me and let’s totally meet up and be friends!

**In actuality, I probably look more like the lady in the Super Freak video at 3:03. You know, really into the dance, but also looking a bit like she’s going to get dizzy and fall over. Yeah, that’s totally me.

***I totally do not agree with this comment from her post: “People who are confident and secure and professional don’t freak out over traveling to a new place.” There are lots of confident and secure professionals who get anxiety about traveling and meeting new people and I’m totally one of them. I would have omitted her post from my list, but there were lots of really great points. Not to mention, she also talks about her nose hair which makes her a total winner in my book.

Visiting Chicago with a Baby

I did it – I survived my Chicago trip.

For a minute there, I wasn’t sure if I was going to make it!

As I previously wrote in 2 Goofballs & a Baby…on a Plane , I had the opportunity to go to Chicago for a week-long work conference. I was looking forward to the conference – since I’m new to the world of higher education it is really good for me to meet new contacts and learn as much as possible.

on plane — Yes, Jack is wearing his “Born in the USA” onesie — I thought it might get us through security faster…

I was also looking forward to the challenge of traveling with my 5 month old baby. He’s a pretty laid back little kid, so I was curious how he’d act both on the plane and in an unfamiliar place.

Looking back on my plan of attack, I did really well. I was super prepared and had pretty much the perfect amount of everything for baby care. I even ended up with extra diapers and outfits because he didn’t pee all over them like I expected.*

Our plan of totally hogging a row of the plane worked out really well (on our departing flight). We boarded between Group A and Group B, so when we got on I went all the way to the back of the plane and we took over the row in front of the bathroom. As expected, nobody wanted to sit by a baby so we were able to keep the space to ourselves!

Since it would be super boring for me to do a play-by-play of the entire trip, here’s the best and worst of it all:

chicago is hot — This is Lindsay and Jack showing you how hot it is outside. Well, Lindsay is making a “Chicago is hot” face, but I think Jack is just staring at her boobs.

People Suck
Reason #1: Chicago is pretty crowded and it was super hot the week that we were there too. So I’m sure that everyone wasn’t exactly in the best mood as they were traipsing along on the sidewalk. However, when you’ve got a baby in a stroller you’re pretty limited as to where you can walk since you need to get that thing up the curb’s ramp on either side of the road.

So you can just imagine my fury when I was repetitively knocked into and pushed around! It got to the point that I would just yell out “GOING FOR THE RAMP” when in a crowd of people so that I wouldn’t have to pop a wheelie to get up the curb. Probably annoying to everyone around me, but whatever, it totally worked.

Reason #2: On our return flight we were so ready to just get on the shuttle and get home. When the first shuttle to our lot filled, the representative pointed us towards another shuttle that was pulling up to the curb. So, the entire group that was left trudged over to the new shuttle. While standing in line, a lady shoved my baby (in his carseat) aside so that she could get on with her group. Yeah, she SHOVED my baby. However, at this point I was so tired that I didn’t feel like opening a can of whoopass {I know, totally out of character for me!}. I ended up sitting next to her on the ride to our car and pretty much forgetting about it once we got off to go home.**

me juggling jack — Waiting in line to get on our “standby” flight. Which was also the time that Jack decided he NEEDED his bottle.

People Rock
Reason #1:Throughout the entire week we ran into truly nice people. The hotel staff was phenomenal, I met lots of great people at my conference and even waiters/waitresses were super accommodating for Jack. I was so incredibly pleasantly surprised by how “small town” it felt to be in such a large city.

Reason #2: Our return flight was delayed by a couple hours, which would have us arriving home around 2:00 am. Yeah, not so great with a baby. We chanced it and arrived at the airport early to see if they could switch us onto an earlier flight and the awesome people of Southwest Airlines hooked us up. We were able to fly out around 7:00 pm and Jack and I got home around 11.

Shit Happens {Literally}
I stuck with my plan to change Jack’s diaper right before we boarded the plane. However, within about 15 minutes, Jack decided that it would be a wonderful time to drop a number two. Awesome. Of course, the bathroom with the changing table is located in the very front of the plane (and we were all the way at the back), but it was surprisingly not that terrible to use.

Fast forward a few days…Jack has not pooped the entire trip. UNTIL the plane takes off for our return journey. Yup, within about 5 minutes Jack decides to stink up our entire row and we had to sit there forever until the seatbelt light went off (actually I got up before the light went off and was instructed to sit back down, oopsie). I guess that just goes to show you, you can’t really plan with a kid!

Teething Bites
Remember how I told you that Jack was a laid back baby? Yeah, well not so much when he’s teething. Which he started on Tuesday. I got a frantic “he won’t stop screaming” text from Lindsay about 2 hours before my classes ended. So, we scooped Jack up and ran to Walgreens where we loaded up on Infant Advil, Baby Orajel and Teething Tablets. The poor guy was screaming his head off in pain, but stopped the exact instant I touched his gums with the Orajel. Thank god for medicine!

Between the Orajel and Advil, most of Jack’s pain was kept under control. However, one evening the ache came on really strong and fast and he had a baby freakout while waiting for the medicine to work. Thankfully once the medicine kicked in he went down for an early bedtime and we were able to get takeout to enjoy in our room while watching True Blood.

Week O’ Fun
Even with the conference, the extreme heat and Jack’s teething, we were still able to have lots of fun. We ate some incredibly delicious food (favorites were tapas and an amazing sushi place), saw some sights (loved the Navy Pier at night!), had lots of yummy drinks and did a good bit of shopping too! It was lots of fun, but also super exhausting which is why I totally crashed the entire weekend that I was home.

So, when I say I survived the trip – I truly feel like I deserve some sort of medal for getting through it! Thank goodness I had Lindsay there with me, otherwise there is absolutely no way I would have gotten back home in one piece.

I can’t believe that in only a few days I need to pack up and leave again. But this time it will be just me going to NYC for the BlogHer conference. Just ME! This will be my first time away without my baby and I’m almost indecently excited to sprawl out across the bed in my hotel room and only worry about myself for a couple days!

Here’s some more pictures from our trip:

At some fancy sushi restaurant called Friendly Sushi which had the BEST sushi I’ve had EVER. As you can tell, even Jack wants a piece!

lunch 1 lindsay — This is how I keep Lindsay happy!

naked with lion — Jack loves his lion souvenir! And you would not believe how many times it took for me to type “souvenir” for spellcheck to figure out what the heck I was trying to say.

in crib — The hotel provided us with a crib for a midget. It took Jack about 1.82 minutes to scooch himself to the top of the crib and get his head squished at the end.

in bed — And this is where Jack usually ended up.

me bubba gump — Apparently my drink took too long to come and I decided to eat the bucket?

*If you don’t have kids, you’re wondering how on earth a baby pees all over their outfit. I know, I totally thought the same thing. I mean, they ARE in a diaper, right?! Anyways, now that I actually have a little rugrat of my own, I realize that they are magical beings that can somehow pee OUT THE SIDE of a diaper with no warning at all!

**This happened on Friday night. On Sunday morning I went to the Tot Swap and the moment I walked in the door a lady came over to me. The SAME LADY from the shuttle. She said that she really wanted to apologize for shoving in front of me in line to get on the shuttle. She was trying to stay with her group, but that was no excuse for her to get in front of me. She said that she realized that she “acted like a total bitch” and felt guilty all weekend long. I was absolutely flabbergasted, what are the chances that she’d run into me again?!

Is the Tot Swap Worth It…. Part Two

I totally was not planning on writing another blog post about the Tot Swap since I just did one last month, but I really couldn’t resist. I promise I’ll keep it short!

When I attended the Gaithersburg Tot Swap I got almost everything I needed to last us through the next 6 months or so. Knowing that, I wasn’t sure if I should take the time to attend the Timonium sale.

The tipping point was their Facebook status update that they had over 80,000 items at today’s sale AND most items were 50% off since it was the last day!

This sale slut just couldn’t stay away from those bargains! And I’m really glad I went because I got a super awesome {yet random} assortment of things.

Before I get to my awesome haul, I need to show you the hands-down weirdest item at the sale: