Finding Shorts I Don’t Hate

I think I hate shorts shopping even more than swimsuit shopping.

I know, I know. That’s QUITE a statement because nobody likes swimsuit shopping…but every time I try to find a new pair of shorts it seems like my two choices are either super long or super short. If I find a pair that looks okay, there will inevitably be a gap in the back of the waist or that fun little surprise when you sit down and your thigh is doing its own special version of a muffin top.

For the longest time I just had a few pairs of knee-length cargo shorts, but I finally ditched them because I realized that they don’t actually look very good on me. Instead, I kind of looked like a camp counselor. After purging them out of my wardrobe, I was left with just two pairs of shorts (not including running shorts for working out or lazing around the house).

Joules - long and short versions

The knee-length pair are from Martin & Osa (a store that went out of business in 2010…) and while I find them super comfortable, the longer style gets so hot when the weather warms up. Also, I’m thinking they are total “mom” shorts. Am I right?

The second pair are my favorite shorts from last year, here’s this year’s version on the Gap website. I love these shorts and wore them pretty much every single day that I wasn’t working. However, when I pulled them out this year, they just seemed awfully short on my haven’t-seen-the-sun-since-last-fall legs. I feel like I kind of need to work my way up to them…

What I really wanted was a pair of shorts that falls somewhere between the two pairs that I have. I could just cut the longer pair down, but I like having them around and I’m afraid I’d miss them. So, I decided to go old-school and make my own cutoffs.

Now, in the old days I’d peruse the thrift store to find a pair of $2 jeans to cut up. However, my issues with jeans are that it’s really hard for me to find a pair that fits my waist, butt, hips AND thighs. So, instead of getting a super cheapo pair, I went to Nordstrom Rack and tried on a bunch from my two favorite denim brands, Democracy and Kut from the Kloth.

I ended up getting a pair of “Equality Skinny Boyfriend” jeans from Democracy (I’m pretty sure they were these) for $45. And YES, I realize that seems like a lot for jeans that I’m going to cut apart but I’d happily pay $45 for a pair of shorts to wear all summer so I’m okay with it.

I picked this particular pair because they already had some distressing at the top (which I love), the waist fit perfectly and they made my butt look good. Because that is obviously super important. {wink, wink}

When I got them home, I used my longer shorts as a template and cut them to that length. I figured, that by time I folded the newly cut shorts up a couple times, they’d be just about where I wanted them to fall.  Then, I wore them for a few days to make sure that the length was working for me. I like that I have two ways I can wear them — with one fold so that you can see the distressed cutoff part, or with two folds like my other jean shorts.

Joules - new cutoffs

If I decide that I want to commit to the double-fold, I can do a quick little sewing job on the side seams to keep them where I want them. I’ll probably end up doing that in a few weeks, but right now I’m kind of digging the ‘lived in’ look on the left.

All-in-all, I’m pretty darn happy with my new shorts. The stretchy denim is super comfortable and the custom length is exactly where I wanted it. YAY for bringing it back old school. I’m thinking that next time I see a pair of cute colored jeans on sale, I’m going to have to buy some to chop up!

Are you a cut-off fan when the weather warms up? Do you just butcher jeans that are already living in your closet or do you buy some at the store with the intentions of cutting them?

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I Saw it on Pinterest: Unclogging a Drain

So far in my Pinterest adventures, I’ve tackled a braided bun and made some fire starters. So, when my bathroom drain started emptying slower and slower, I knew exactly where to go to figure out a DIY fix.

Sure enough, I found pages and pages of pins devoted to clearing a drain using natural products. I decided to use this pin and grabbed some baking soda and vinegar from my pantry. When I started, my sink was still draining but had gotten noticeably slower over the past couple weeks.

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First, I added in about ¼ cup of baking soda. I didn’t bother removing my drain stopper and just kind of shoved the baking soda into the drain with the sides of the cup measure.

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Then, I poured in about a cup of vinegar. The pin calls for white vinegar, but I used apple cider vinegar because that’s what I had on hand. Fun fact: if you have well water that causes a blue stain on your sink, the apple cider vinegar takes the stain off.

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I left the concoction bubbling and went downstairs to boil some water (and empty the dishwasher… multitasking for the win!).

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As soon as the pot of water started boiling, I pulled it off the burner, ran up the stairs to my bathroom, and dumped it directly into the sink.

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So, did it work?
Nope.

At first I thought that the water was draining faster, but within a day of using the sink like normal I realized that it was just as bad as it usually was. I can’t believe that the kind of vinegar would make a difference… what do you think?

You know what DID make a difference? Draino. Yup, cleared that drain right up.

Have you tried clearing a drain clog with vinegar and baking soda? Did it work for you?

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I Saw it On Pinterest: Fire Starters

Remember a couple months ago when I tried to re-create a braided bun that I saw on Pinterest? Well, since then I’ve seen a few more ‘great ideas’ that I thought I would try to do on my own. One that has been floating around in my head for a few years is to try and make my own fire starters.

We use our indoor fireplace pretty often when the weather is chilly and as soon as it warms up, we start using our bonfire pit too. A homemade fire starter sounds like a great way for us to save a bit of money and also use up some stuff that would typically be recycled or go in the trash.

There are lots of fire starter pins out there on Pinterest, but I liked this one from The Art of Doing Stuff best.

I spent a couple months gathering the materials:

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  • Egg cartons
  • Dryer lint
  • Candle wax

I actually had a whole bag of candle wax pieces leftover from a DIY project, so I saved myself the trouble of melting up old candles and just used what I had.  I also learned my lesson and didn’t melt my Tupperware bowl this time!

Step 1: I cut the extra pieces off the egg cartons and filled each cup with a bit of lint fluff. I also used an old box under the egg cartons in case the melted wax seeped through.

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Step 2: I melted my candle wax and poured it over each lint filled egg cup. I only microwaved it for about 30 seconds at a time and left some of the wax unmelted.

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Step 3: I let the linty, egg carton mess cool and harden. Once the wax was hard-ish, I cut apart each egg cup. Some of the lint balls fell out of their cups because I didn’t use enough wax, but I think they will still work fine since the lint and carton is the flammable part.

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Step 5: I needed someplace to store the fire starters so I could keep them away from the dog and kiddo, so I found an old Birchbox box, filled it with the fire starters and put it up high on my mantle. It looks cute and now I don’t have to stare at gross lint balls when I’m hanging out in the den.

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The question is, do they work?
Yes! We had a fire over the weekend so that we could try them out. For our first try, my husband only used one fire starter, which lit up immediately. However, the wood never lit on fire. For our second try, he used two fire starters and it worked great! Now I just need to do a bazillion more loads of laundry to get lint so I can make more.

Have you made homemade fire starters before? Is there something you’ve seen on Pinterest that you’d like me to try?

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